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bomb the mall				nature is pissed
fuck school				not for sale
Fuck with me, and I will saw off your legs.				set me free
fuck work				sinner
fuck yeah, i'm weird				talk is cheap
god is my DJ				unamerican - red star				XXL! ($18)
i am confused				unamerican - white star (now on sale for $10!!!)
i guess i was punk once.				wage-slave
jesus hates me				we're doomed
join us				whitey will pay
keep music evil				your ad here

STICKERS
(SERIES 1-5)

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accept no substitutes! pure vinyl, baby - $1 each

What can I say? I LOVE STICKERS!!! As far as I'm concerned, they're the coolest medium this side of the Internet, and you don't need a bloody computer to dig 'em!!! And with over 400 designs, we've got something for everyone! And in case you want something we don't have, well hell, why not print your OWN damn slogan with us?

SERIES ONE-FIVE FUNPAK!!!! get all of these designs for $200!!!
	adults are dumb	all politicians lie	america eats its young
	american waste	angry young & poor	animals are tasty
	annoy the boring	anti-fashion	are you important?
	arm the homeless	ask me about my pain	avoid the stupid
	bad sex sucks	be not half-assed	bike and destroy
	bored	born to chill	boycott gen-x crap
	boy does high school ever suck	break some laws	broke

california is overrated	call in sick	capitalism kills me
cheer up emo kid	children know everything	class war
coffee now dammit	combat the racist infrastructure*	conformist
confuse everyone	consider sobriety	cops smell funny
cult member	darn the gov't	defeated
destroy capitalism	destroy what bores you on sight	die MTV die
don't fear the reaper	don't get caught	don't let me fail
don't postpone joy	don't stop believing	dope smokin' moron

drop the attitude	drugs fuck you up	drugs help alot
drugs suck alot	end civilization	end the USA
estrogen power	everyone is a prostitute	fight fat phobia
focus dammit	freak pride	fuck all prejudice
fuck censorship	fuck cigarettes	fuck decaf
fuck fast food	fuck school	fuck shit up
fuck slogans	fuck the right	fuck work
fuck yeah i'm weird	fuck your lame ads	fugazify yourself

gimme gimme food stamps	go back to your suburb	go beyond comfort
go corporate	god is obsolete	godless commie scum
go fucking pray	go work on your website	gotta love hotties
graffiti makes sense	groove matters	heal you fuckers
hedonism now!	henna is for wusses	hook me up baby
hug a revolutionary	i am a bad ass	i am a poseur
i am an anarchist	i am confused	i don't do "techno"
i guess i was punk once	i hate computers	i hate the rich

i know i'm right	i'm fucking metal	i'm in scenester hell
i'm killing the Earth!	i'm so fucking beautiful	impeach 'em all
inherit the earth	i represent GOD you fuck	i still believe
i worship satan ha ha	jesus hates me	jesus just left
jesus was way cool	just be pure	keep music evil
kids love satan	laugh at assholes	legalize yourself
life isn't fair	Linux is the shit	listen to Black Sabbath
live free or die	live the chaos	louder than god

make it stop	make love not work	make yuppies suffer
marijuana heals	marxists get crazy laid	maybe partying will help
mcdonalds isn't food	meat is gross	microsoft-free
microsoft must die	minimize bad things	my boss is a jerk
my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now?	my job sucks ass	my macintosh rules
my parents are nuts	my world is cold and without hope	nature is pissed
no more bullshit	not of this earth	orgasms are good
overthrow that shit	people are miracles	people before profit

pigs shouldn't rule	pigs vs. people	politics are boring
pornography needs you	potheads against drugs	poverty sucks
punk rock girl	quit being passive	race mixing is cool
racism is typical	read banned books	reagan was worse
reboot america	revolution	scare the square
seize liberty	self-employed	sex toys rock
shhhhhh. listen.	show me the way	shut up and dance
shut up hippy	sinner	smash the state

so fucking deep	so many feelings	some cops suck
stop faking it	stop living like veal	stop spamming me
survive somehow	take things from work	tax the rich
television loves me	the end is near	the system's fucked
this cubicle is so fucking small	This is a nation of whores.	this is freedom?
this isn't me	this town kills its kids	tip you bastards

Tomorrow's gonna suck.	t.v. casualty	twentynothing
unamerican (text design)	unamerican (star design)	understand
unemployable	unity	unleash infinity
use the force	victory over horseshit	wage-slave
wake the fuck up	warm the globe	weirdos unite
we're doomed	what's stopping you?	whitey will pay
whoa trip out dude	Whose future is it, anyway?	why does school suck?

why obey morons?	women take over	women will rise
yoda loves me	You LIVE in that head?	your kids are tripping
you're all sheep	you're my religion	Your whole system sucks!

SERIES SIX STICKERS!!!

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THE SAGA CONTINUES - $1 each

I'm really proud of these new designs - they're the result of almost a year of brainstorming and revising and REALLY THINKING about what Unamerican should advocate and represent. What I figure is that these stickers ought to provoke a REACTION in the people you expose 'em to, and I think these are some of the most pointed and direct statements ever committed to sticky vinyl!!!

SERIES SIX FUNPAK!!!! get all of these designs for $80!!!
	abolish government	aids isn't over	assume this phone is tapped
	black is beautiful	blame Canada	boo fucking hoo
	boy-girl unity	break the chains	brown for life
	Chuck D for President	corporations lie	dare to be stupid
	destroy Limp Bizkit	Devo was right	discover the Earth

don't blame drugs	don't fuck with speed	don't label me
don't lie to kids	drop out	DSL is LSD backwards
duh	eat more veggies	emasculate rapists
evolve	fascism has many disguises	follow me to certain death

follow your heart	fool, you better recognize	fuck sweatshops
gabba gabba hey	gasoline kills	god is my DJ
god is other people	groove is in the heart	haters step off
honey gets the props	i (heart) source code	i am a fucking genius

i love this bike	i love women	i love you
i'm seein' robots	ideas are fractal	information is power
jesus loves me	join the Party	JOIN US
juke box hero	leggo my ego	live it up, sinner
love	love is the drug	meditate

money isn't wealth	more pointless laws	my brain hurts
nazis are pathetic	never fuck with a Scorpio	om
one love	organize	pagan and proud
peace	power to the people	pride

prisons cause crime	question technology	refuse to lose
reject	repent	respect certain elders
rise above	satan works for ME now	save the humans
set me free	shag the rich	shut up and vest
simplify	speak the truth	stand together

start today	stop fucking swearing	surrender
take warning	talk is cheap	tear gas sucks
the Internet changed my life	the product is YOU	think, dumbass
this election sucks	this sticker is lucky	unfuckwithable
unite and fight	UNIX is power	unplug

	we're desperate	what democracy?	what does it all mean?
	what would Ozzy do?	who would Jesus do?	why are my kids so stupid?
	word	write shit down	yes
	you are everyone	you are not what you own	you rule
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SERIES SEVEN STICKERS!!!

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THE DIMENSIONAL INTERFACE BETWEEN MANIFEST AND UNMANIFEST - $1 each

AT LONG LAST! After moving to Asheville I've been overwhelmed with brand new forms of thought energy from the amazing people who populate this town. In a few short months I developed the slogans in this series, which are meant to fill holes in the existing sticker selection and broaden the Unamerican definition of politics to realms as far-flung as the decisions of songwriters in penning power ballads and the friendly hindu god ganesha! twist away the gates of steel!

SERIES SEVEN FUNPAK!!!! get all of these designs for $70!!!
	anarchy is inevitable	are you threatening me?	audit the IRS
	angst is lame	be yourself	buy the good shit
	can you escape?	capitalism is organized crime	channel the spasm
	chaotic neutral	churches eat souls	cutie on duty
	delete the elite	did Gore even try?	does not exist

do i look like a motherfucking role model?	don't puke in my car	don't tread on me
fear of a slack planet	fuck the republican party	FURTHUR
gangster of love	get me away from this nü-metal shit!	Ganesha loves you
gimme noise	go tribal	god isn't christian
hail Eris	happy happy joy joy	have i sold out?

history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man	how deep is your love?	i want candy
ignore the british	immortality or bust	jealousy is for chumps
jesus had a mullet	jesus wasn't white	learn to burn

let my people go	live long and prosper	lost in space
more orgasms fewer kids	mosh clockwise	my mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
no more power ballads	'n shit	never trust a boomer
old people are cool	one thing leads to another	ooh! ooh! can i be PUNK too?
pacifism kicks ass	please don't start World War III	police states suck

pour some sugar on me	problem child	rave against the machine
religion is the cyanide of the masses	remember the ozone layer	respect
sacred cows make the best hamburgers	save the drama fo' yo' mama	save the river
talk nerdy to me	tastes like wiccan	the war on drugs is fucking stupid
they're after you	the bible is sexist	this is indian land

	this is not a taxi	up to no good		violence against women will not be tolerated
	what next, Lord?	when i hit the drum you shake the booty		you are so beautiful to me
	you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil	you aren't saved		you can't handle the truth
	you must whip it	your ad here		(secret sticker)
SERIES SEVEN POINT FIVE: Can't you see we're just BOILING OVER with ideas here?
	AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!	choose slack		grindcore is very terrifying
	idiots rule	no worries		shame on the NRA
	smart people cheat	smash patriarchy		they cook the polls
	we are connected		just added! this is a parody of those POWER OF PRIDE stickers you see on redneck cars

BRAND NEW!!! SERIES EIGHT:
ANTIWAR ART STICKERS

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TWELVE RED & BLACK GRAPHIC STICKERS AGAINST THE IRAQ WAR - $2 each

So the "war" in Iraq is supposedly over, and the hawks are doing the wave at their stupid rallies. General Jay Garner, US military commander of Iraq, yelled out to reporters this week: "We ought to look in a mirror and get proud, and stick out our chests and suck in our bellies and say, `Damn, we're Americans!' "

Well, Jay, I'm definitely proud to be an American, especially because our guarantee of a free press means that I can publish these incredible stickers. The vision of the war translated into a fiery condemnation of the violence inherent in US imperialism, this series hacks the media image of a "pure" victory and exposes the hypocrisy of our occupation.

I hope this series helps counteract the nationalism that's swirling around us. Enjoy.

GET ALL OF SERIES EIGHT FOR JUST $20!!!!
	come home you are confused	dead for oil	democrazy
	god says no to war	escape	liar
	moms against bombs	new iraq	nothing casual about casualties
	price of empire	war is a crime against humanity	war sucks

BUTTONS shipping: FREE if you order a shirt/mug or $1 for all the stickers or pins you want to order!		one inch diameter nuggets of Truth - just $1!!! They're buttons. You wear 'em. People notice 'em. People subsequently notice YOU. You will either make friends or enemies, depending on the designs you choose and the situation. This is "situationist art" at its finest (or leastwise, at its cheapest)!!! Stock up today!!!
	AAAA! Let me out!!!	am i evil?	anarchy is inevitable	angst is lame		are you threatening me?
	audit the IRS	bad sex sucks	be yourself	beware of god		blame us kids
	buy the good shit	bored	broke	capitalism is organized crime		channel the spasm
	churches eat souls	cutie on duty	cheer up emo kid	do i look like a motherfucking role model?		don't fear the reefer
	don't tread on me	don't you owe me a beer?	drugs are tax-free	don't get caught		end civilization
	fear Bush	flirt with cops	fool, you better recognize	freak pride		fuck freedom of speech for boring people
	fuck school	fuck the republican party	fuck work	fuck yeah, i'm weird!		gimme noise
	go fucking pray	go tribal	god isn't Christian	grab my ass and die		hackerz n33d s3x 2
	hail Eris	happy happy joy joy	have i sold out?	how deep is your love?		hug a revolutionary
	i am a fucking genius	i believe in me	i hate computers	i know what boys like		i represent GOD
	i'm a mess	i'm fucking metal	i'm in scenester hell	i sell drugs		i think maybe you forgot your medication today
	i've never touched drugs in my life, i swear	i want candy	ignore the british	jesus hates me		jesus wasn't white
	keep music evil	learn to burn	let my people go	linux is the shit		listen to Black Sabbath
	loaded	lost in space	mosh clockwise	my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now?		my insanity is a symptom of my resistance to the fucking SYSTEM
	my world is cold and without hope	negative creep	no more power ballads	old people are cool		ooh! ooh! can i be punk too? please?
	pacifism kicks ass	peace	poverty sucks	pretend i'm human		problem child
	punk rock girl	race mixing is cool	rave against the machine	reboot america		satan works for me now
	sell me drugs	sex machine	shut up hippy	talk nerdy to me		tastes like wiccan
	thank you for not screwing me over	the end is near	the geeks shall inherit the earth	the war on drugs is fucking stupid		there is a light that never goes out
	they own my ass	they're after you	think dumbass	this is indian land		tip you bastards
	unamerican (flag)	up to no good	wage slave	wake the fuck up		what
	what's stopping you?	when did freedom get so boring	when will boys learn?	whitey will pay		why does school suck?
	you are attracted to me	you aren't saved	you look tired. why don't you take a day off?	you're all sheep	Much love to the kids at Defcon last year for their feedback on the new buttons!

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I could wax spiritual about the importance of paying tribute to the mighty Bean (hell, this page wouldn't exist without it!), but you know, folks, caffeine is a DRUG and don't let anyone tell you different. Might as well do it in style, though, hey? All I can say is I fixed myself a presspot around 7pm and it's 2am now... sure there'll be hell to pay, but my soul demands it!!!

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